I Blame George W. Bush
There are some terrible things going on in the world. I don’t know a whole lot about most of these things, but I do know one thing for certain: George W. Bush is responsible.
And don’t ask me why I think he is responsible. I just feel like he is, and that’s good enough for me. (It should be good enough for you, too.)
Oh sure, you can try other reasons for bad things happening, but when you break it down to the root causes, it’s really about three things: George, W., and Bush.
Thankfully, in some places in the world, good things are happening. While beacons of light like the United Nations and the European Union can sometimes be thanked for these, I believe that this good stuff happens as a direct result of the absence of George W. Bush.
I think it is fair to say that there is a direct relationship between the distance of places from George W. Bush (or where George W. Bush has been or unleashed all his policies) and the good things that happen.
Where there is injustice, war, despair, hunger, famine, disease, global warming or inequality, George W. Bush is not far afield.
No matter what it is! Are you tired today? Back sore? Did your daily commute take an extra 3 minutes and 37 seconds today? Let’s all put blame where blame belongs: George W. Bush.
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