Our Extreme Agenda

December 6, 2006 · Posted in Conservatism.ca 

I love the wild accusations posted on public forums like the Globe and Mail’s.

Here’s a few of my favourites:

Save our Planet from Toronto, Canada writes: What a relief! Harpers warmongering is destroying the country! Harper sent our sons and daughters to their death in Afghanistan, Dion will bring them home.

Dude, uh, Dion sent them.

The Centrist from Canada writes: Watch the neocons whine about this poll now. Harper is losing support because he raised taxes on the poor, cut funding to womens programs, and ditched Kyoto and all funding to the reduction of greenhouse gases. Now we are having ANOTHER vote on same sex marriage, because Harper wants to please his secret supporters who he sneaks in back doors-the evangelical right. Then Harper tries to STIFLE the Canadian Wheat Board. Anyone who disagrees with Harper is muzzled like a dog. Too bad McKay wasn’t muzzled before he allegedly made his ‘dog’ comment.

This one is tough. Let me modify it so it reads more accurately:

Paul from Canada writes: Harper’s support has held because he has cut taxes, increased and prioritized funding to womens programs to bypass unnecessary bureaucracy, and developed an environmental plan that might actually work (unlike Kyoto). Now we are having ANOTHER vote on same sex marriage, because Harper dares to keep his promise to do so! Then Harper has the nerve to try to allow farmers to sell their own products! Anyone who disagrees with Harper has an amazing opportunity to blog about it on the Internet. Too bad McKay wasn’t muzzled before he allegedly made his ‘dog’ comment.

OK, yes, I didn’t change the last sentence. See my previous post for how great I thought that was. I love you Peter!

So, all of this comes as a result of a poll that put the Liberals 4 points ahead of the Conservatives, the Greens at 10 and the NDP at 12.

Nobody seemed to have the sense to see that the poll was conducted during 3 of the 4 days when the Liberal leadership race was ON. EVERYBODY THOUGHT RAE WAS GOING TO WIN. Obviously the NDP numbers dipped to 12, and the Liberals got a boost from that. If the NDP was at 20, that should put the natural order of things back to a 4 point lead for the Conservatives on the next poll.

All this, of course, depending on what sort of assanine things Dion does in the meantime, like not revoking his French Citizenship and what not.

Yawn.

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