Belinda Stronach vs. Paris Hilton
I can’t decide who I love more: Peter MacKay or Belinda Stronach. Both fill slow news days so deliciously that it’s almost embarassing to be seen reading stories about them.
So it was with perverse delight to see a story once again featuring both, as Peter MacKay allegedly refers to Belinda Stronach as a dog (in Parliament, no less). Best of all, with twisted joy, the story appears to have legs!
Allegedly Peter MacKay responded to the question, “What about your dog?” or “Don’t you care about your dog?” (in reference to some brainy comment about the new Clean Air Act), with “You have her.” Of note, he also allegedly gestured toward the seat where Belinda Stronach usually sits.
First of all, if these accusations prove true, I think Peter MacKay should be disciplined in the following manner: a new, special, honourary Parliamentary humour award should be named after him (or his dog). Seriously. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I heard this.
(It’s a remarkable sidebar that the opposition is still paying homage to Peter’s brilliant political manoeuvering following Belinda’s double-defection. He really made me want to get a dog that day. Two thumbs up!)
Instead, Judy Sgro whines in, as follows: “Nobody invented those comments. He made the comments, and the fact that he refuses to apologize to the women of Canada frankly is a complete disrespect for himself.”
Huh? Apologize to the “women of Canada”. How dare Ms. Sgro so harshly implicate the “women of Canada” by comparing them to Belinda Stronach.
Belinda Stronach is truly Canada’s Paris Hilton. Here are the striking similarities:
- Daddy’s money.
- Both are blonde and attractive (and, when applicable, “young”), and few media articles on either fails to mention at least one of these indisputable facts.
- The media can’t get enough of either.
- Both have been implicated (unfairly, of course) in various scandals of a sexual nature. It’s some nameless boyfriend for Paris, trumped easily by a married Bill Clinton and Tie Domi for Belinda (allegedly, of course). I blame the media for these vicious lies.
- Both throw really great parties!
- Both used their family celebrity to launch careers in which they had no particularly outstanding skills of their own. It’s acting and music for Paris, versus business and politics for Belinda.
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