Charter-Man and the Masters of Ottawa

January 25, 2006 · Posted in Conservatism.ca 

[Harpetor captures the Sorceress, Michaƫlle Jean and holds her captive at Castle Parliament.]

Paul Martin: “We should ride quickly to Castle Parliament, Anne-ger, to stop the evil Harpetor!”

Anne McLellan: “Grrrr….”

Narrator: “Paul Martin holds aloft his magic Charter and says …”

Paul Martin: “The courts haaaaave the powerrr!!!”

[Musical voice sings: "Charter-Man ... Charter-Man"]

Charter-Man: “Harpetor won’t know what hit him!”

Battle-Anne: “Growl!”

Harpetor: “Buahahaha … Charter-Man thinks he can stop me! Fools! Fools!”

[Charter-Man rides Battle-Anne through the valley, when suddenly a cliff appears before them and they ride off the side and go crashing to the foggy ground below.]

Manley-At-Arms: “It appears Charter-Man has lost his final battle. Perhaps it’s about time I used some of my cool powers to stop Harpetor.”

[Tune in next week when Manley-At-Arms and his daughter, Tobin, discuss the future of Eternia.]

Comments

  • Ottawa Core
    the fantasy is real!
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