Parents Need Not Apply
June 14, 2017
The National Globe and Post
Delusional Vancouver Couple Released from Police Custody for Psychological Review
VANCOUVER — The local couple that made national headlines last week by defying the spirit and letter of the Canada Early Child Education Act have been released from police custody today, but will not be permitted visitation with their child until they both complete a thorough psychological review.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith of Vancouver made headlines by suggesting that they were somehow better qualified to raise their children than the Canadian Child Education Centers, an argument which numerous government and child education union studies have shown is simply untrue.
“This sort of anti-Canadian behaviour is a blow to the national identity,” Prime Minister Scott Brison said in an interview, “we all know that children belong in the care of the Government, parents should not be meddling in their children’s lives.”
“When their 2-year-old son did not show up for class two days in a row, the education workers became very concerned and informed police,” said Constable Adam Jones of the Vancouver Police, “when we discovered that they somehow thought they would keep their child at home, instead of at the education center, we were completely astonished. I hope the counselling helps them realize the error in their judgment. We know that this sort of 20th-century mentality hurts children.”
The couple released their son after an 8-hour standoff with police.
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